So...guess who forgot to set their alarm last night...and didn't wake up until 7:30 when her body said to her, "Hey A-Hole! You'd better get up if you don't want to be late for work, idiot!" She can be a real bitch before her morning coffee.
I was all pumped up for another rousing round of "Treadmilling with the Golden Girls." Damn.
I'm going tonight. Scouts honor.
**Ok, so I was never a Girlscout. But I'll go, I swear!"
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Yeah...I feel like this sometimes.
Mmmm...Beer.
This is my one free pass. Someday Ed, someday.
This is the story of Kelly. 27 and from the fabulous suburbs of Chicago. Enclosed you will find adventures from my endless weight loss roller coaster ride, as well as my views and observations from the insane world that we live in. It's a bumpy ride, guaranteed. Hang on tight.
Hey, you asked!
Stuff I like, in no particular order.
- I officially <3 Sookie Stackhouse!
- Edward Cullen, and the romantic myth he instills in millions of women. I'm one of 'em!
- Family Guy
- LIVE
- Sarcasm
- Blue Eyes
- Walking
- Not wearing makeup on Friday
- Chocolate
- Softball
- Sleep
- Beer
- Chicago White Sox
Cookie Monster
Yeah...I feel like this sometimes.
Beer.
Mmmm...Beer.
Ed.
This is my one free pass. Someday Ed, someday.
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