Sunday, December 21, 2008

I bought new boots.



I've always had a love/hate relationship with boots. I love them...and think they're cute as hell. I hate them, because I have man calves. I'm not exaggerating. I measured mine tonight (before I ordered them) and my frickin' calves are 18" around. 18 inches of pure muscle. It's frightening. If I ever have to wear a knee length dress or skirt and wear heels with it, I look like a drag queen from the knee down.

My calves = manly.

Let's hope these puppies fit over my beastly mountain-esque muscles.

4 comments:

brooke said...

I have quite the same problem...and the fact that I'm six foot tall and any boot will make me man height. :)

*Kelly* said...

They Fit!!! =)

Allison said...

ooooh! I want them. my calves are 18 inches around two and I've been dying for some boots for years. What boots are they?

*Kelly* said...

Here ya go.

http://www.avenue.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay